Are you a fancy faggot? The Jeweled Butt Plug is for you!
Never put anything cheap in your butt. If you ask me, that’s a pretty good rule of thumb in life. Whether it’s objects or people, places or things, putting something inexpensive into your ass is never a good idea.
For those of you out there who subscribe to our way of thinking, we present to you the newest and coolest thing on the market – the Jeweled Butt Plug. Only for the fanciest of faggots, this stainless steel piece of ass glamour comes in two different sizes (Large and Xtra-Large), and with your choice of jewelry (Emerald, Diamond, or Ruby)! And from the reviews we’ve been browsing online, it’s actually getting a lot of positive feedback as a product – it stays in place and feels great too!
Sure, at $120 each, it may not be for everyone on your gift list, but we can guarantee anyone who receives such a flashy accessory will be indebted to you for a long time to come. Oh, and if you’re thinking about getting one for us, here’s a hint – I think Emerald would totally match our eyes!

















