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Plan on ‘Takin’ The Big Ones’? Better Coat Your Throat with Strawberry Goodness!

There’s a lot of things I can do. Burp the alphabet, rub my tummy and pat my head (at the same time!), even do a few of those fancy one-handed push-ups. Oh yeah, when it comes to stupid human tricks, I’ve got them covered.

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Too bad I don’t have one of the more important ones, and I’m not afraid to admit it. Yes, my name is Scott, and I can’t deep throat. Try as I might, I just can never get a guy –especially the extra-large ones – all the way down my mouth. And trust me, you know I’ve tried a million times.

But then I found The Deep Throat Desensitizer Spray while doing a little dirty online shopping last week. Look, I’ve tried desensitizers before many times. They always leave a funky taste in my mouth, and one time I even got vocal paralysis for a week after an extra ambitious exchange.

But The Deep Throat Oral Desensitizer Spray is different. Not only does it cool and coat your throat with Strawberry goodness – it comes in a convenient travel sized bottle you take with you to the clubs. That way, when you go home with that special well-endowed someone, you’ll be prepared. Never leave home without it – that’s what I say.

JeremyHall.com Hits Capitol Steps, Sells Gay Sex, Jockbucks.com

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Jeremy Hall (jeremyhall.com) works it. Athlete, porn star, adult video content producer AND webmaster, Jeremy Hall doesn’t just talk the talk, he walks the walk. Literally. Heading down to D.C., Jeremy recently hit the streets of the US capitol. Jeremy stripped down to his jock strap and posed for a series of eye catching pix to announce the launch of Jock Bucks (a Club Jeremy Hall Affiliate Program powered by CCBill.)

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Jeremy described the Capitol Hills shoot, “I was almost arrested on several occasions, and my photographer threatened to quit several times.” When he’s not creating a scene on the Capitol Hill steps, the twenty-five year old Canadian college stud, is one of the busiest gay porn models around. Beside running his own site (JeremyHall.com), performing and generating unique site content (Casting@clubjeremyhall.com), Jeremy’s chalked up three nominations for the 2008 Grabby Awards for Best Supporting Actor (Little Big League 3 Bottom of the 9th), Performer of the Year, and Hottest Cock of the Year.

On Jeremy’s home page, there’s a clip from “Blue Balls.” Jeremy (and another stud, Luke) are football players who hit the locker room after a sweat drenched game of ball. Their eyes lock across the locker room and, as Jeremy says, “Luke & I just had to fuck.”

Jeremy’s a tan, lean, athletic type with a big, suckable cock. Luke’s a meaty blond jock with a hot bubble butt.

Blue Balls opens with the camera looking up — literally. Positioned on the locker room floor, I was psyched, peering up under two straight dudes’, with a butt hole eye view of their extra large cock swords battling it out. I could totally perv on seeing this duo’s cocks duke it out, watching kissing and swapping straight man spit.

Talk about sports fucking … Luke gets down on his knees, swallowing Jeremy’s straight dude cock. Jeremy returns the favor, licking Luke’s jock strap, flipping him onto his back and tonguing his sweet butt hole, finally — yeah, Luke, take one for the team!!! — sliding his big dong into Luke’s jock butt. Jeremy’s up for some hard-core sport fucking. Holding up Luke’s leg, Jeremy starts pumping his big knob, drilling Luke’s ass.

Want more? JeremyHall.com‘s the place to see Luke Live! Scroll down the left tool bar to see when Jeremy does his live show. If you’re looking for today (March 18, you’re in luck: Jeremy’s booked himself a show today). Check it out!

Yo! Ho! Spitzers Salacious Sex Scandal!

SPITZER UPDATE: daddy spitzer quits. Turns out the gov’s not the 1st “moral crusader” 2B brought down by some snazzy snatch.

Spring time, everyone’s cumming up… sex workers! I saw this on a news site poynter.org. First it’s Gov Spitzer, now its Kendall Coffey. he was on CNN givin’ some (talking) head but someone forget to i.d. him as glenn garvin. as “glenn” or coffey (so many names … is HE a hooker?) had to resign from gov job, 2 — yup, thazz why they called him “former” us attorney — for running up a $900 buck bill at a strip club.

lesson learned? hang out in a cat haus, ur gon’ get fleas (& flea bit!)

yo! ho! d’ja hear ’bout eliot spitzer, ny governor whos gone lost his job for hiring hookers?

me & my friend over at rentboy.com, brandon were talkin & he sez, “its craaaaazzzzy that he got caught.” (more ’bout this later but u should check out rentboy’s “hookies,” the ‘scort awards)

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i decided i’d call up david forrest cuz hes went down for pimpin’ ‘n panderin’ a whiles back (now, he runs this sorta “dating” service called “meet the stars” tha hooks up fans wit their fav porn stars … but its not — nOT — pimpin’: all forrest provides is contact info.)

anyways, forrest had a lot to say about gov Spitzzer. “He’s like any oversexed man who’s in a marriage. He probably likes to have an occasional different gal than the one he sleeps with every night. He didn’t realize that whoever he was dealing with was being watche. The biggest problem with this is the Feds. They’re tough to deal with. Because it was done on line and there was a crossing of state line.

just this morning forrest was in court, ge told me he bumped into Anthony Booklier (the lawyer; last night he was on NightLine with Heidi Fleiss), “And we were talking about it. The fact that here’s a public figure who’s being caught in a Federal Wire tap sting. And it’s very embarassing because he’s a Governor. Regardless if he was just Mr. Spitzer, he wouldn’t have been singled out. That’s what I don’t like about it.”

course, im wondering, is the gov gon’ do time? forrest sez, “Nope, nothing will happen to either of them. They don’t about them. They only care about the madam. Unless he gets all flustered and decides to resign. I mean, who cares?”

heidi ho disses gov spitzer

theres a funny quote from heidi fleiss (she got busted in the 90s for pimpin’ some high end snatch) i found over on worldofwonder.net. “You pay people right, you treat them right, you don’t have a problem. It’s so easy to not get caught.”

& all that stuff ’bout the gov being ‘difficult’ wit demands one hooker sez, “things that, like, you might not think were safe….” (heidi sez that prolly means, “I’m sure he wanted anal sex without condoms.”)

take from a ho whod know, heidi dont think much ‘o the Gov, “I think he’s an arrogant prick and he thinks he’s above the law; no one likes a hypocrite.”

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