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Clamp down and give you sex life a bolt of excitement!

There’s not a lot of sex toys out there that I’d consider to be terrifying. Well, actually that newly released  11” Ben Andrews dildo is a little chilling, but far from completely frightening.

gay electric clamps

These, however, just scare the hell out of me. Especially the part in the description from the site that says, “They can stimulate great pleasure if used correctly.” Um, and what happens if they’re not used correctly? Hot damn, I hope these things come with more than just an instruction manual. In fact, I’d probably prefer it if they came with a horse hung hunk who actually knew how these tiny little shockers work – you know, just in case. Nothing is worse than, well, being electrocuted. Especially when all you’re trying to do is shock your boys downstairs into having a little fun.

Still, if used with discretion, I’ve heard these Electro Sex Clamps pack quite a powerful punch. And hey, if you’re not quite ready for hooking these bad boys up to your car battery, you can still get a kick out of wearing them alone without any electric surges. When put that way, it’s actually not that scary at all.

Put it in, pump it up, and get ready to wish Grandma the happiest birthday ever?

Now here’s a toy we came across last week and definitely had some fun with; so much fun, in fact, that we had to throw it up here at JuciyGoo and sell it ourselves.

butt plug vibrating inflatable swell guy

So my buddy Tommy took this thing out for a spin this weekend. Being the curious guy he is, Tommy’s always up for anything – especially a challenge, and I had the perfect one in mind. See, all week Tommy had been bitching to me about how he had to spend the all day Saturday at his parent’s house to celebrate his Grandma’s birthday. Not only was it going to be way totally lame, but it was going to ruin his weekend completely – I mean, when was he going to find time to find a guy to get down and dirty with?

I had the perfect replacement. I dared him to take the Swell Guy – an expandable butt plug of nearly 5 inches of pure backdoor pleasure – and keep it up his ass the entire day Saturday. See, the controls (that make it vibrate, ect.), are really discreet, so, as the site says, “you can get dressed and walk around with it”. Well, that’s exactly what he did, and judging from what he told me, he’s was all smiles all day long! Best birthday party ever! Now I can’t wait till my next family get-together!

Fisting 101: Extreme Gay Fetish

It is time to take a break from the vanilla porn and go for something a little more hardcore … something a little more extreme … something on the lines of fist fucking. Not that I would personally ever get fisted myself, but there is some pleasure I find in seeing a burly, manly man getting his ass twisted and tortured. The slow pressure against his sphincter, manipulating the hole to stretch beyond its limits. Popping the knuckles across the threshold and easing the wrist through. White rolling hills of Crisco gather around the asshole while a long hairy arm forces it way inside.

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Once inside all hell breaks loose, well, at least his asshole breaks loose. Now that it has been widened, it is ready for for the real fucking. Some guys will use both hands, sliding in one and the the other until eventually, both hands are inside. Then it is time to go deeper, much deeper. Pushing his way through, the top shoves his arm inside until it reaches his elbow. As the arm slides out, so does the bottoms insides … sporting a shiny full rosebud. It pops back inside but sometimes the fister holds it out as a little extra bonus pleasure. Once back inside he is ready to get punch fucked, which is amazing to watch. Punch after punch the bottoms cry out in agony which is ended with an enormous smile.

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