Steven Prior’s Cock Triggers Massive Buttquake at Bulldog Pit
Attention all size queens! This is not a test! In the event of an emergency, this blog has been designated as a Size Queen Information Center. Earlier this week, Bulldog Pit updated their site with one of the biggest dicks we’ve ever seen. At this time, we are asking all size queens to please evacuate to the nearest computer.
In the event of an emergency such as this one, this blog provides size queens with important information on where they should go and who they should do. Here’s what we know right now. After removing Steven Prior’s underwear, Ashley Rider discovered one of the world’s largest gay cocks. His first reaction was shock and awe (which is not unusual during a size queen event of this magnitude.) Within a few minutes, however, he came to his senses and attempted to deep-throat the cock into submission. When this failed to appease the gargantuan member, Ashley made the difficult choice to risk his own ass so that others might live. Finding strength that he didn’t know he possessed, Ashley succeeded in confining the killer cock inside his ass, riding it bareback like an out-of-control fire hose.
Please join us in watching the video feed below as we pray for Ashley to “suck-seed” in defusing Steven Prior’s deadly bareback cock before it blows.
Steven Prior’s Cock Triggers Massive Buttquake at Bulldog Pit
