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SPITZER UPDATE: daddy spitzer quits. Turns out the gov’s not the 1st “moral crusader” 2B brought down by some snazzy snatch.
Spring time, everyone’s cumming up… sex workers! I saw this on a news site poynter.org. First it’s Gov Spitzer, now its Kendall Coffey. he was on CNN givin’ some (talking) head but someone forget to i.d. him as glenn garvin. as “glenn” or coffey (so many names … is HE a hooker?) had to resign from gov job, 2 — yup, thazz why they called him “former” us attorney — for running up a $900 buck bill at a strip club.
lesson learned? hang out in a cat haus, ur gon’ get fleas (& flea bit!)
yo! ho! d’ja hear ’bout eliot spitzer, ny governor whos gone lost his job for hiring hookers?
me & my friend over at rentboy.com, brandon were talkin & he sez, “its craaaaazzzzy that he got caught.” (more ’bout this later but u should check out rentboy’s “hookies,” the ’scort awards)

i decided i’d call up david forrest cuz hes went down for pimpin’ ‘n panderin’ a whiles back (now, he runs this sorta “dating” service called “meet the stars” tha hooks up fans wit their fav porn stars … but its not — nOT — pimpin’: all forrest provides is contact info.)
anyways, forrest had a lot to say about gov Spitzzer. “He’s like any oversexed man who’s in a marriage. He probably likes to have an occasional different gal than the one he sleeps with every night. He didn’t realize that whoever he was dealing with was being watche. The biggest problem with this is the Feds. They’re tough to deal with. Because it was done on line and there was a crossing of state line.
just this morning forrest was in court, ge told me he bumped into Anthony Booklier (the lawyer; last night he was on NightLine with Heidi Fleiss), “And we were talking about it. The fact that here’s a public figure who’s being caught in a Federal Wire tap sting. And it’s very embarassing because he’s a Governor. Regardless if he was just Mr. Spitzer, he wouldn’t have been singled out. That’s what I don’t like about it.”
course, im wondering, is the gov gon’ do time? forrest sez, “Nope, nothing will happen to either of them. They don’t about them. They only care about the madam. Unless he gets all flustered and decides to resign. I mean, who cares?”

theres a funny quote from heidi fleiss (she got busted in the 90s for pimpin’ some high end snatch) i found over on worldofwonder.net. “You pay people right, you treat them right, you don’t have a problem. It’s so easy to not get caught.”
& all that stuff ’bout the gov being ‘difficult’ wit demands one hooker sez, “things that, like, you might not think were safe….” (heidi sez that prolly means, “I’m sure he wanted anal sex without condoms.”)
take from a ho whod know, heidi dont think much ‘o the Gov, “I think he’s an arrogant prick and he thinks he’s above the law; no one likes a hypocrite.”